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November 19, 2008

10,000 BC








Director - Roland Emmerich

Genre - Adventure/Romance


'Apocalypto' for the Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers generation. Watered down and sweetened with an overbearing love angle, this 'Apocalypto-lite', this mainstream machine with model-like leads sporting six-packs and trendy dreadlocks pack no surprises. Every scene and every word spoken seem to be regurgitated from movies that have come before. It is the kind of popcorn feature many have grown to expect and in a drone-like manner, accept. Throw in some computer generated pizzazz and you have the whole world eating out of your hands. We'd like to think that we (the 1minute posse) have evolved.

2 STARS!

All about 10,000 BC

3 comments:

illusions said...

i think you should have given the film anoter star less.i watched the film in a cinema hall and after 10-15minutes was desperately wishing that i could have my money back...

CavedogRob said...

Ha!Very good review! Unfortunately I haven't seen this yet. Now I'm not in a rush to...

MovieMan0283 said...

How unfortunate that there's such a thing as the Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers generation.